…because your daughter is just going to stay home and have babies anyway.
Last week, several friends were kind enough to bring to my attention this awful piece on why parents shouldn’t send their daughters to college. Go ahead and read it if you’d like some rage with your coffee this morning. In case you prefer not to, here’s the list in brief:
- Your poor daughter will end up with a–gasp–educated man. No, wait, she’s just going to end up being the hard-working, intelligent wife with a lazy loser for a husband (kinda like all those sitcoms).
- She’s going to have the opportunity to have sex. Maybe a lot of sex. Probably with lazy losers. Once that happens, she’s not going to notice that her guy is bad for her because sex hormones.
- She’s going to end up with a career, dammit. She probably won’t want to play house anymore. Maybe she won’t even want babies!
- Since she’s just going to be a good wife and mommy, she won’t enjoy having the career that would have paid for her college education. Also, it’s a total waste of money to go to college and then stay home, thus forcing your husband to pay for your loans with his money.
- There is obviously only one way to be a feminist, and that is by going to college and having a career (which is dictated by your college education, of course) and not being a wife and mommy. It’s a slippery slope, thinking she has to prove she’s a feminist by doing all this. We can’t have that.
- In order to pay for college, parents might plan ahead and not have all the babies God wants them to. They might use birth control! No worries that sending sons to college might make parents sin by preventing pregnancy, though.
- Those young women are going to regret it someday when they are stuck in a cube somewhere wishing they could just stay home and luxuriate, eating bonbons and watching daytime television like the rest of us stay-at-home moms.
- They won’t be able to go to seminary (at least, not a Catholic one) if they have debt. Fine, that one might be real, especially since no woman called to vocational ministry ever knows that before she stupidly and blindly goes off to college to get a degree in chemical engineering first.
I don’t know about you, but I’m glad that I’m informed now. It’s only about ten more years til I have to think about sending my own daughter off to college, and I sure as heck don’t want her to end up with a degree that keeps her from her duties as wife and mom. Who cares if she’s ambitious and has talked for the better part of two years about wanting a career working with animals? She should just squash those dreams right now before they get out of hand.
Meanwhile, I guess I’d better figure out a way to pay my husband back for using “his” money (that he worked super hard for!) to pay off my loans from undergraduate and graduate school. After all, I’m just playing 1950s-television-style housewife here and not contributing financially. On second though, never mind. I’m just gonna go watch some television to alleviate my regrets.